So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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