this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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