You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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