there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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