i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I need a burrito and a hug.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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