Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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