is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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