my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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