i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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