She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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