I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The struggles of a small town man whore
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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