And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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