i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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