Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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