he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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