Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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