My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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