some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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