That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
we're so committed to being not committed
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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