Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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