love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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