all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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