The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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WHICH HOTEL??
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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