I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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