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Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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