then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
foreskin is a definite game changer
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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