Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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