Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
What should our trivia night team be named?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
COCAINE IS GR8