that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap