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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Yeah, where have you been?

  (407): View more from Florida

  Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.

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• (323): View more from California

  Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  What should our trivia night team be named?

  (925): View more from California

  Define Statutory

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (516): View more from New York

  onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?

  (443): View more from Maryland

  he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over

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  you can't hurt those

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...

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• (817): View more from Texas

  On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.

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  Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  COCAINE IS GR8

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