you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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