Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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