clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm bleeding and have questions
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