so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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