I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I would ride that face into the sunset
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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