That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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