Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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