put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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