Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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