You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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