I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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