i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just sucked dick on a ferry
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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