she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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