Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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