Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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