when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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