no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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