You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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