Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
That reminds me...we need to get swords
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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