no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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