I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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