shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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