Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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