Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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