i don't like sucking hair
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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