and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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