If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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