Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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