You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
