as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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