I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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