Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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